3.3.09

A Theory about Sports

Once again, I am reminded that countries without venues for an organized expulsion of male aggression, become warlike and violent. What I mean by venues, are large-scaled, well promoted organized sports. My theory may have some holes in it, I am only working it out. In war torn countries, sports has fallen away; most games on Pakistanti soil are on hold due to threats by terrorists against anyone enjoying themselves.

Hearing today that the SriLankan National Cricket team was attacked by Pakistani terrorists with rifles, grenades and rocket launchers, wounding 7 players, killing the driver and 6 policeman. This was the worst terrorist attack against athletes since Palestinian militants killed 11 Israeli athletes in Munich, 1972. My Southeast Asian friends are obsessed with Cricket. It is a national obsession, surpassing that of Baseball, Football or Hockey here in North America.



Cities and villages will come to a stop during tournaments; over 200 countries and more than 1/3 of the Earth's population will watch. Grandmothers will be able to cite stats, scores and winners from years past. Games will last for days at a time. Friends of mine who follow the sport will rise at 3 in the morning to watch live feed via sattelite or internet. Their passion surpases anything I have seen.



The connection between sports and war is something I have been thinking of for years. When I listen to any sports broadcast or read coverage, I cannot help but notice the language that links the two. Games are called 'battles.' There is 'shooting, spearing, slashing and long bombs.'

Those who argue that children who play sports will "learn" aggresive behavior make me very nervous. Sports is an outlet for energy and aggression. It is a place to contain or focus aggression present in all of us. When my dog lies dormant all day, he is very cranky, not to mention out of shape.



I wonder what it would be like to throw a soccer ball into a Taliban training camp. They would probably shoot it, but you get my point.



I don't think that any sports leagues in Afghanistan are on hold while war tears through its land. Where are the professional sports players in war-torn Africa? This is not a western-centric point of view, but a humanistic one. There has to be something that binds us all. It is not going to be religion or politics, but it could be sports if we tried. There are rules, there is team and fan solidarity and as much aggression as the rules allow. Wave your flag, nibble on your national junk food and beverage, but have fun. I know this is hopeless idealism, but it is only a theory.

1.3.09

Confessions

I sometimes steal my neighbor's newpaper. It is usually not until the afternoon that I make my move. I live in a condo and one of the neighbors is not always there, as he has other dwellings. If his cleaner doesn't come by, the paper just lays there. What a waste. That is when I make my move, my dog as my accomplice; he, happy and excited, me, guilty and excited. Being a slow reader, it takes me a day or two to get through (it is a weekend edition) so by the time I am finished reading, it is already Monday and a new delivery has occurred (one that I resist) so I do my part and simply re-cycle the hot pages from the weekend.

Discipline

I am attempting something new. Posting on a site that no one really reads, but appears to be public, may encourage a more disciplined approach to writing. Having numerous projects on the go may be more of a distraction but it is difficult to break old patterns. However, desperate measures are now required. The ego will have to be controlled so no heaving occurs during postations. New words will arise, old concepts must fall away.

Recommendations

  • GO to: Paris. New York. Montreal. London. Tokyo. Amsterdam. Berlin. A blue collar bar. A cafe. Martini Bar. A Rainforest. A Desert. The Prairies. The Metro. A neglected cemetary. A casino. A used bookstore. A whaling town. Art Galleries. Readings. Walk for the sake of it. Go with a dog.
  • Try anything once but don't jump on a bandwagon. Smoke if you want to. Exercise. Sleep with your window slightly opened. Mingle with strangers, spend as much times as possible with dogs. Be tender and tread lightly. Look around as if it is your first day on earth. Or your last.
  • Read Moby Dick to learn to look below the surface. Read Ralph Ellison's The Invisible Man because once you find out who you are, you will be free. Read Nabokov's Lolita to feel uncomfortable. Read Kafka to experience, Chekov to witness(& for a lesson in short story writing) Cormac McCarthy and Joyce to ditch the annoying quotations, Pico Iyer to taste places. Try Chuck Palhaniuk to laugh while squirming, Aimee Bender to dance by her notes of imagination, pick up poetry by Atwood, Billy Collins, Anne Sexton, ee cummings, pablo neruda. Pick up a poet each day, they need a ride in your mind.
  • Films: Sprited Away by Hayayo Miyuzaki (listed first for a reason) Double Indemnity 1948, All About Eve, The Dreamers, Lawrence of Arabia, Gladiator, Zoolander (the same night as you watch the previous) The Saddest Music in the World by Guy Maddin, film genius of our time, Bladerunner, Brazil and also Tideland by Terry Gilliam(the latter, shot in Saskatchewan where land was an ocean) any water film with Esther Williams to make you feel better. That goes for ALL Doris Day and Rock Hudson films, then Calamity Jane for the sapphic subtext, anything with Greta Garbo (watching it in perspective of how closeted lesbians were then) Robert Mitchim in a white jacket or pants, smoking. Mildred Pierce, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir for nostalgia sake.
  • Listen to Nina Simone, Billy Holiday, Morrissey, Daniel Belanger, Miles Davis, Parov Stelar, Hawksley Workman, Andrew Bird, Bebel Gilberto, Cocteau Twins (yes, even now), Holly Cole, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Thievery Corporation, Patricia Barber, Lucinda Williams, Sly & the Family Stone, Ella Fitzgerald and anything by Cole Porter, the Operas Lakme, Norma, the song Summertime sung by anyone, played on repeat until your cells are hot.
  • Read Haruki Murakami, esp. Wind-up Bird Chronicles and Harboiled Wonderland and the End of the World
  • View the artist Takashi Murakami because he will blow your mind and start your engines. He is electric.
  • Read Patricia Highsmith, esp. The Two Faces of Forgery, Edith, all of her short stories and of couse all of the Ripley books.
  • View the artist Fernando Botero because his portraits will make you feel thin and his body of work will make you feel vast.
  • Read all the noir fiction you can beginning with Raymond Chandler, Jim Thompson, then discover Michael Dibdin and Sebastian Japrisot
  • Drink Espresso as often as possible but make it correctly. Drink red wines from Argentina, Chile, New Zealand, France, Whites from France, Australia or New Zealand and yes, from Canada. Drink as much Belgian Beer as possible. MGD is good too.